The Adventures of Captain Imperfecto

You are here: Home » The Snakelton Left to right:t: Nico and Christopher enjoying a science museum  June 9, 2014 The facts below are based on actual events at a car dealership. Names and situations have been changed and altered.  The King and Queen had ordered the greatest chariot made. The vehicle was fit for a royal family. They wanted the safest mode of transportation for their tiny little boys to usher them around their kingdom. Their servants worked daily to accommodate all their wishes and find them a quality car. They decided to use Nissan as their official chariot provider. The king and queen were delighted. The royal shuttle was long and tall. It seated eight people comfortably for their extensive travel rides to nearby kingdoms where they would dine with another commonwealth. They loved to show off their cab. The chariot had only the finest leather made from the hides of cows that grazed in fields of golden oats. The oats made the skin of the gent...

You are here: Home » Be Happy Nico May 28, 2014 Of course, it's easy for Pharrell to be happy. After all, he is a rapper, producer, singer, and songwriter raking in the dough for that damn happy song every radio station in the world is overplaying. The man's life is hitting on all cylinders. Shoot, why not sing about life being happy. The song is catchy. He has regular people singing, dancing, and placing their acts on YouTube, displaying how glad they are! Want to make Pharrell even happier? Add the song to a movie soundtrack, like Despicable Me II. Rumor has it that he danced around his house for twenty minutes, celebrating his happiness when the producers accepted the Happy song after ten other unsuccessful attempts. I'm sure he's no longer happy but freaking ecstatic when the royalties come rolling in! When I was a child in the 1980s, we had a song called Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin. I would sing that song with all my friends. It was so f...