The Adventures of Captain Imperfecto

You are here:  Home  » The Pit and the Haunted Trail, a Halloween Story Part II   The 4 boys at a trampoline park. July 17, 2023 October 11, 2023 I know, that was probably my sign but I'm getting stir crazy and I want to go.  But I promised myself to be extra careful.  I need to check things out before I head over.  But first I will call him back and see if he will deliver the message.   <pause, phone rings, and rings, and rings>  September 11, 2023 Well, this sucks he didn't answer.  I slightly pull back the right corner of the drapes where I have a clear line of sight of the front office.  I do not move the curtains. I do not disturb the air conditioner. I'm frozen like a wax figure at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum.  It must have been a straight hour before I decided to go over to the office. Honestly, it did appear to be business as usual.  But I need the right timing.  And the timing for now was perfect be...

You are here:  Home  » The Pit and the Haunted Trail, a Halloween story part I You can't make everyone happy! Christopher and Nico September 3, 2023. October 11, 2023 I'm caught in the netherworld, surrounded by chaos and destruction. I was escorted into my situation while seeking shelter to escape from a bunch of stone-cold killers. This is a horrible situation I got myself into. Sadly, I don't think anyone would miss me. Why would anyone even bother searching for me? I'm not a good dude. But that's a story for another time. I need to figure out how to get out of my current predicament. Truthfully, you aren't going to pity me when you find out I'm a paid killer. But there are way more awful people in the world than me. I'm paid to exterminate the existence of people worse than me. Yet here I am, in the underworld pit when I should have been up there, enjoying the cool air and admiring the foliage change. There is something abo...