Swimming in Alcohol
You are here: Home » Swimming in Alcohol Nico (front) and Christopher getting their hair done did. 4/16 May 16, 2016 My boys swim like a fish. My sons are mammals, so I'll correct myself by calling them dolphins. I should go jump in the pool with them. Who cares that I'm wearing a nice collar shirt and blue jeans. The hotel guests may complain that a fully clothed man just jumped in the pool. Wouldn't that be better than a fully grown man being naked who just jumped in the pool? My kids are so damn skinny. I feed them so much, and yet they have zero body fat. Forget the fountain of youth. Maybe this is the pool where the sun's glare shimmies off the water, giving anyone in the pool a "weight loss appearance." Those boys are the only ones in this very large pool and have no fear. As for me? When I was a kid, I wouldn't swim in such a large pool with minimal people out of fear that a shark (even in freshwater) might eat me. And even worse, if I wen...