Baseball and Ice Cream
You are here: Home » Baseball and Ice Cream Nico and Christopher getting ready for baseball. July 22, 2015 Sending my sons to practice their first-ever attempt at baseball was easy at first. They first discovered baseball when they saw other kids playing on a baseball field nearby. "Hey, Dad, we want to do that!" Are you sure, guys, you want to play baseball? When we sign up for it and buy equipment, it will cost about $240.00. "What is money, dad? Money is what I just paid to purchase that ice cream. That money will now go to sliding pants and a groin cup, and less money will go to ice cream. "Is there ice cream in this groin cup?" Nope "Can I have a groin cone instead of a groin cup?" A groin cup protects your "privates," guys. If I stick a cone down your pants, there will be a lot of explaining as to what the hell is going on. We will stick with the groin cup, less the ice cream. "Hey, dad," the coach said, "w...