The Snakelton
You are here: Home » The Snakelton Left to right:t: Nico and Christopher enjoying a science museum June 9, 2014 The facts below are based on actual events at a car dealership. Names and situations have been changed and altered. The King and Queen had ordered the greatest chariot made. The vehicle was fit for a royal family. They wanted the safest mode of transportation for their tiny little boys to usher them around their kingdom. Their servants worked daily to accommodate all their wishes and find them a quality car. They decided to use Nissan as their official chariot provider. The king and queen were delighted. The royal shuttle was long and tall. It seated eight people comfortably for their extensive travel rides to nearby kingdoms where they would dine with another commonwealth. They loved to show off their cab. The chariot had only the finest leather made from the hides of cows that grazed in fields of golden oats. The oats made the skin of the gent...