The Adventures of Captain Imperfecto

You are here: Home » Green Thumb Left to right: Nico, Christopher, Captain Imperfecto remodeling house February 18, 2015 The birth of children and raising them, such as my boys, is like planting little seedlings that will eventually grow into vigorous, rooted, grown-up plants. Do I need a green thumb to raise my children? Only if raising them was as simple as adding water to their little souls, which are embedded beneath the soil of a flowerpot. Allow photosynthesis to occur for their developing efflorescence. Provide them with light and minerals for solid growth, and wallah! My boys are all grown up as quickly as plants. And with some care, nurturing, sunshine, water, and food, they have shot up over these past few years. So much so that Nico is already towering his little head above the dining room table. What a growth spurt these two have had over the last few years. "Ho, ho, ho, Green Giant!" A throwback to that old commercial about Green Giant frozen vegetabl...